How to make a Dinosaur


 

How to Make a Dinosaur

By Claudio Bryla, Linzy Verniers and Yahiya Saif

 

Dinosaurs are really cool and make great attractions. With multiple dinosaurs you can open a jurassic park. Making a dinosaur is simple as long as you have access to a state of the art lab and enough money to obtain the proper materials. Your dinosaur may eat you so be careful.

 

Materials

The equipment below is easily obtained as long as you have the required $15,000,000.

 

$15,000,000 

State of the Art Genetic Lab

Test Tube

Syringe

Reptile (lizard)

Incubator

Cow(s)

Aerosol Growth Hormones

Ikea Allen Wrench

Ikea Wooden Pegs

 

Directions

1. Extract prehistoric DNA using a syringe. 

 

2.  Splice the DNA with a reptile's.

 

3. Place DNA in a centrifuge and wait for egg to form.

 

4.  Wait for egg to hatch.

 

5. Feed cow to dinosaur. 

 

Congratulations! You've officially made a dinosaur!

 

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