How To Make Alien

This tutorial will show you how to properly spawn an Alien using your own body as an incubator.

Items needed:

• Alien Egg
• To begin the process
• Your body
• To incubate and birth the Alien
• Alan Wrench
• To make you feel better about dying

Step 1:

•      Travel to Planet LV-426 and grab an egg 

Step 2:

•      In a clean and empty room place the egg in front of you and wait

Step 3:

•      Once the egg begins to hatch be ready for tonsil hockey

Step 4:

•      Allow the Face-Sucker to jump on your head and shove the larvae down your throat

Step 5:

•      Wake-up in a daze with slight amnesia

Step 6:

•      Begin having the worst chest pains of your life and slight difficulty breathing

Step 7:

•      Scream from joy as your own little alien blows through your chest cavity into the open world

Step 8:

•      As you're slowly dying name your baby Alien, and watch as it grows six feet before your eyes

Troubleshooting:

If egg does not begin hatching within 24 hours, you have grabbed a "dud" and must return to Planet LV-426 for a new one.

If after waking up you do not experience chest convulsions and a slight difficulty breathi