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Ben C, Cody H, Matt O Round Two Project 2

Page history last edited by Ben 7 years, 3 months ago

 

 

How To Make Alien

 

This tutorial will show you how to properly spawn an Alien using your own body as an incubator.

 

Items needed:

  • Alien Egg
    • To begin the process
  • Your body
    • To incubate and birth the Alien
  • Alan Wrench
    • To make you feel better about dying

 

Step 1:

  •      Travel to Planet LV-426 and grab an egg 

 

Step 2:

  •      In a clean and empty room place the egg in front of you and wait

 

Step 3:

  •      Once the egg begins to hatch be ready for tonsil hockey

 

Step 4:

  •      Allow the Face-Sucker to jump on your head and shove the larvae down your throat

 

Step 5:

  •      Wake-up in a daze with slight amnesia

Step 6:

  •      Begin having the worst chest pains of your life and slight difficulty breathing

 

Step 7:

  •      Scream from joy as your own little alien blows through your chest cavity into the open world

Step 8:

  •      As you're slowly dying name your baby Alien, and watch as it grows six feet before your eyes

 

 

Troubleshooting:

If egg does not begin hatching within 24 hours, you have grabbed a "dud" and must return to Planet LV-426 for a new one.

If after waking up you do not experience chest convulsions and a slight difficulty breathi

 

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